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About Br0ccoli

(\(\ (=':') (,(")("), I am br0ccoli At the end of life, no one will say, "I wish I had done this and that to get Person A ,B and C's approval." I don't want to die unfulfilled, having lived a life that was meant to get the approval of someone else at the expense of my happiness. I would rather savor the moment for myself and be labeled as being selfish than to live up to an identity that doesn't align with who I am. Anyone who offers conditional approval just wants to control you. It's not about building character. It's about making you into a clone of the shell of a human being that they are; devoid of introspection and individuality. Carve your own path and laugh often. At the end of life, you only need the approval of One.

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I know the thread's finished, but the person that started it and a few others should be ashamed of themselves. There's NOTHING wrong or unnatural about non heterosexuals, so take your bigotry some place else! I'm upset because my boyfriend doesn't feel anything for me romantically. That's it. FML team said it all.