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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Bagnolet
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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
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Work is a 4-letter word
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Bien sûr que la chasse peut être utile pour réguler les populations animales, bien sûr qu'il existe des élevages d'animaux sauvages tels que biches, sangliers, faisans. Mais la situation m'avait juste bien fait rire, comme ça :)