Shellax

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About Shellax

Alto sax player. 10th grade honors student. Socially awkward teenager of many, or possibly few words. Avoids most human contact if all possible. Convertible driver. Avid reader. Guster fan. For a full biography and description, please purchase The Book of Stalkers: Shelly Addition.

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