Use the force
By BlueMacaw - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Lake Elsinore
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Hey there! My name is *why dafuq you want to know?*. I am 17 years old and live in the US. Listen to rock and all that good shit (3DG Avenged Sevenfold Breaking Benjamin etc) Could always use a good laugh.
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Hey OP here, thanks for all the support guys. Luckily I didn't get into an accident. I was able to come out of the whole incident without a scratch but a massive itchy red welt. The doctor said I'll be fine in a few days time. :)