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About Eiddam1234

Things you need to know: 1) i love the Harry Potter movies and books 2) I'm sorta a grammar Nazi. Not really, but kind of. It depends on the word misspelled. 3) I have an attitude so don't get cocky with me 4) i hate when people are lame on FML. Or if their like 14 and younger commenting on the posts... 5) I have sung in Carnegie hall, and have a certificate and photo to prove it 6) I love music 7) I love the band NSYNC and no I'm not to young to know who they are other bands or artists I like are As I Lay Dying, NeverShoutNever, Oceans. Gates, Sleeping With Sirens, and Deadmau5 8) if you ever wanna talk or something, my email is [email protected]. (no the seven is not my age) 9 )I'm a Christian. Loud and proud. But I don't shove my religion down others throats. So don't worry. 10) Love the haters, they're probably just jealous of how amazing you are.

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By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2013 12:20 - Slovakia

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

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Noise complaint

By no sleep for me - 08/01/2013 07:44

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML

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Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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Awww Sweaty, don't worry

By sopheeah - 29/05/2012 07:54 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

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