Swanky_Panky

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About Swanky_panky

Poopin rainbows and sneezing watermelons. The secret to life is jellyfish And French toast. Don't trust a man in a raincoat selling dry ice on Tuesday nor a 3 armed woman from Madagascar trading bear skins for hotdog buns. Don't play chess in tree houses. The special sauce on the Big Mac is seagull feathers pork is not the other white meat. Don't bring your own sand to the grocery store. Everyone should wear crash helmets. What if Chicken little was right about the sky? Trazan was afraid of heights. Golf was made up in a gypsy caravan. Picasso is color blind. Brush your armpits. Cornbread shampoo.

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It's in the can!

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Consolation prize

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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The return of the thumb

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The thumb strikes back

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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I agree, my mouse works.

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YDI Master

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50 quality comments

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A new thumb

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100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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