By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom
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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 18:02 - United States
It was one of those knee-high single wire barbed fences they use to keep deer/horses and stuff away from certain places like roads...I think. I don't really know what those fences do, except trip people and hurt a lot. At least it wasn't electric.