By Anonymous - 12/11/2014 17:21 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough
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Work is a 4-letter word
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Not taking it well
By runsinthefamily - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Aurora
By TooLesbian - 25/09/2014 02:33 - Australia - Kellyville
TooLesbian tells us more.
By anx133 - 16/01/2009 01:25 - China
I am the OP for this post. She is not my friend, just the sister of a friend (I live with both). Where I live in Australia, "queer" is still used as a derogatory word against gay people, and gay men and women are often called that by homophobes in public. She is completely straight, but thinks she is revolutionary by joining the gay rights movement as an "ally". Because she knows gay people, she assumes that she is entitled to use words we call ourselves. She knows I'm not comfortable with the word "queer" because I've had it used against me by bullies at high school, but she continues to use it because "it's an umbrella term" (although it isn't, some a word SOME LGBT people call themselves). She isn't a homophobe, and I'm not insinuating that she is - just really annoying.