Creepy
By JustClaire95 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
I agree, your life sucks
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You deserved it
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newbiemalestr8
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About Newbiemalestr8
**********----I can't send messages at the moment. I don't know why or how long it will last. That's why you haven't heard from me------**********
What's there to say? I come on here for a laugh, I'm always up to chat and make friends. Also I like looking at profiles and pictures. I don't spend much time on the site but I reply to all messages
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Chuck Norris Kick
If a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie fought Chuck Norris... He'd kick their asses.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Verified
You are now a certified FML member
Mike Tyson
Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.
Nocturnal Up
At night, all wolves are grey.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
Amateur spy - Johnny English level
You're following 50 people
Master spy - Maxwell Smart level
You're following 100 people
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
Profile completed
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Going for gold
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Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Godlike spy - 007 level
You're following 200 people
I'll prob just wear jeans from now on. Though it'd be funny to see them react to a mini skirt lol!