By DFTBA but FML - 22/07/2016 07:51 - United States - Medford

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By DFTBA but FML - 22/07/2016 07:51 - United States - Medford
By alekoi - 14/05/2015 03:15 - United States - Shelton
Op here, and you guys are hilarious! I diddnt think this would get published! Thought I'd do I follow up. My room isn't actually attached to the house and because my parents think its too hilarious they wont let me come in to the main house, and they won't help me fix it. Lol but I did try to cover it with a blanket, and of course it rained. So now I'm soaked because my bed is directly underneath but hey no more wildlife! I did try to refrain from singing, and kept away from apples so I think I'm safe! But seriously you guys are all hilarious, totally made my day!