By thissucks - 01/03/2009 19:27 - United States

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By thissucks - 01/03/2009 19:27 - United States
By icegirl38 - 03/03/2010 15:09 - Iceland
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By lendahandmanda - 24/02/2010 00:01 - United States
Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.
By mynoseburns - 22/02/2010 19:32 - United States
Snick, i'm sorry my grammar isn't perfect but I live in Iceland so i'm not used to the language. And yeah, I couldn't smell it because I have a cold! :(