ShakenNotStirred

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  • Gold Coast, Australia
  • 31 years-old
  • Wednesday 13 October 1993
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About Shakennotstirred

Hey there, I'm a professional cocktail bartender and I make my way across the world mixing too many drinks for people with too much money. In my off days (rare as they are), I love to go surfing, snowboarding, taking photos and finding additions to my Blues Vinyl Record collections. ☮

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