How do I put it?
By weswithaute - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By weswithaute - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia