Classy
By EK. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By EK. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By aliezzedine - 02/02/2012 11:32 - Lebanon
By crybaby - 01/02/2012 08:19 - United States
By Nate - 12/01/2012 05:36 - United States
By seanjohn268 - 29/11/2011 17:21 - Canada
Okay people I've sat around watching the comments ensue for a long ass time, and it's now my turn to clarify some shit: 1-My mom is not dumb, she has an average intelligence. 2-She has not handled any piece of the modern technology we all know so well in her life except the phone maybe. 3-She is actually blonde lol! 4-For those who said I made your day, it's a pleasure mates! 5-Those who are being disrespectful to my mother, who is actually the sweetest thing ever, go get a life people it was an honest mistake. It was stupid misconception I gotta admit! But trust me, she got plenty of brains to go around the table. 4-Some people are giving some really hilarious suggestions, you my friends are awesome! Cheers (Yes I'm the author of the post for all of you with the low IQs)