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About Onenightstander

What up!! Here's a little bit about me: I can fly, but no sorry, you cant see. I will own the world someday I play soccer, favorite team is Real Madrid and FC Bayern München I fluently speak German, English, and French I'm a keeper. I'm pretty chill, so message me if you want. I'm on the IPhone version, but allegedly you can message on it. Whew. Now, leave my profile.

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Hi everyone! I'm the OP and for those who were wondering I am in college which makes this story the more embarrassing! It was my first presentation this semester. It was a group presentation so I was already standing in front of the class with the rest of my group waiting for my turn to speak. Someone commented how come nobody told me when I walked in the class, when I walked in my jacket was zipped up, I started playing with my zipper when I was up in front of the class because it is a nervous tick I have, I do it without even noticing it. Kinda like how some girls twirl their hair or bite their nails. Of course either one of those would have been less embarrassing on that particular day!