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By WorkSexMonkey - 04/01/2010 19:20 - United States
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By WorkSexMonkey - 04/01/2010 19:20 - United States
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By Kn0wledge123 - 26/06/2013 05:27 - United States - Miami
OP here. Yeah I did dodge a bullet. ******* moron, that one. I spoke to her the next day and it turns out that she only knew Haiti from the what she saw on CNN. I told her that's ******* stupid and there is no "certain" way to look like an ethnicity. She kept trying to find rationalizations like maybe I was mixed with French or something. Nope. I'm full on darkie. What makes this worse is that she's African American and lives in South Florida. So there's no way she hasn't interacted with Haitians before. I always hear from fellow Haitians that they get this a lot, but its the first time it actually happened to me. For the people asking, my mothers cousin passed in the earthquake and my dads family lost their home. My godsister also passed away. It was not an easy time at all. I'm not sure how the conversation came about with me & her but needless to say, there won't be a second date.
By myfavoritesgouda - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Manhasset
i would just like to make a point that he is only six he has plenty of time to make better plans lol