WhiteFlagWarrior

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You know what you should do? Wait until the fetus is three months in utero. Then abort it. Then you'll have a little potato-sized dead fetus. Keep it in a little pickle jar, and store it in your basement. Then, keep getting pregnant, and having abortions three months in, and store all of those fetuses in your basement, in pickle jars, on shelves along the walls. Then when you're older, have a kid. And when he's bad, make him sit in the aborted fetus room to remind him how lucky he is that you chose to let him live. And how easily that could have changed.......

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