Ugly truth
By uglywoman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By uglywoman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia