The bitch is back
By thatsucks - 28/02/2009 11:10 - United Kingdom
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By thatsucks - 28/02/2009 11:10 - United Kingdom
By guard35 - 12/08/2009 17:02 - Canada
By ahhahaha - 12/08/2009 03:07 - United States
Okay this is my FML and to address everyones comments- yes the name candyman was thaught of and is used. And I can't believe only one person figured out that it's simply a midlife crisis issue. And yeah, I put it under kids for a reason. It is FML because I can't use it against him cuz he's too much of an ass. And for another reason that will be posted as another FML. Thank you and goodnight
By ugh.. - 09/08/2009 15:27 - United States
By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 17:10 - United States
omg,everybody needs to calm down. im not fat. and im not looking for sympathy. i just thought it was funny that the kid said that. i dont think that "my life is over", i thought it was hilarious and laughed forever and told pretty much anyone who wanted to listen. i probably have higher self esteem that most of you on this site anyways. go find something better to do with your life than waste it on the computer ranting about stupid things. k thanks bye