Objectif inavoué
By Anonyme - 25/01/2020 06:30 - France - Saint-maixant
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Putain j'ai la flemme! Je suis sudiste et je valide complètement le stéréotype comme quoi on a la flemme. Sérieux
Je tenterais bien de m'en sortir d'une pirouette style "viens me parler pour me connaître" mais... En fait non. Je déteste ce genre de phrase stupide et je n'ai pas envie de me détester moi même. Ça aurait ou être rigolo si j'avais été schizophrène encore mais... Non. Je suis sain d'esprit. Je crois.
(Je valide)
(Nous aussi)
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Mouais, pas si sûr en fait...
J'aurais probablement du m'en tenir à un simple "flemme", c'eût été moins compromettant...
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