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Salut ! Axelle, 18 ans, en préparation d'un bac S ? VDM est indispensable pour faire passer le temps de mes trajets quotidiens cumulés avec les retards tout aussi quotidiens de la SNCF
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Hello, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Déjà grosse surprise en la voyant publiée, car j'avais totalement zappé que j'avais posté ici ! Alors pour les commentaires : non, je ne suis pas une dégueulasse qui ne se lave jamais les cheveux! A vrai dire, je n'en ai pas tant que ça des pellicules mais bon pour la petite histoire hein ... Parfois en utilisant toujours/trop le même shampoing, mon cuir chevelu crée des pellicules, bien sur après je fais un traitement "anti-pelliculaires", ne me prenez pas pour une dégueulasse AHHA! (Vive le glamour en passant...) . Et pour les autres, je vais essayée de passer chez vous pour faire une guise de neige... Mais rien n'est gratuit, sachez-le! ahah