Oh shit…
By half-dead in CA - 31/05/2014 16:39 - United States - San Francisco
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By half-dead in CA - 31/05/2014 16:39 - United States - San Francisco
By moomanjohnny - 31/05/2014 06:40 - United States - Pleasanton
I finally got the one screaming to calm down and go to sleep. I also got the vibrator away from the other kid by distracting him with my phone. Everything was good when the parents came home, until the kid told his mom about a cool "spaceship".