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I enjoy fajhitas, and a rockin' good time at the diskotek. My walls are plastered in crockery decorated with cats and other farmyard animals, i keep my most treasured china in a 1920s cabinet, it boasts my 17 inch cow plate, and an eggcup with a chicken on it (how ironic!). In my free time i atend chinese lessons, i have not yet learnt any of the lingo, however i enjoy the sense of culture i get from the class. On my CV i have now added, "can speak fluent chinese, and although have never visited china, it feels like my second home". I work at Comet, where i spend my time racing towards the display computers to set the desktop backgrounds at porn when i see small children approaching them, the truth of the world and how we are made is something i feel we should all learn at a young age. Being a teenage mother myself, i plan to introduce my son to porn at the age of 3, moving on to "2 girls 1 cup" when he is 4, save the best till last is my motto.

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