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By Bip - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By le lémurien - 19/12/2013 01:07 - France - Pontivy
By cup-of-tea - 16/01/2012 17:44
By caroletteviolett - 30/03/2010 17:35
By Artfice3 - 26/12/2013 19:40 - France - Champs-sur-marne
Il a trois ans, il ne parle pas très bien! Si j'avais voulu respecter en phonétique, ça aurait donné "maman ve peux venir dormir avec toi, ve peur des monstres. Z'ai fait pipi dans ton yit, ve retourne dans ma sambre, yé monstres y sont patis" Mais j'ai eu peur que vous en compreniez pas :) Sinon c'est vrai que j'aurais aussi pu traduire!