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Cette application est bourrée de pub... C'est juste chiant. Si je vous réponds pas tout de suite, c'est à cause de ces pubs qui m'agacent... Et en plus elle bug, si vous visitez trop de profil elle crash. Ps: je donne aucun miaou, j'vois pas l'utilité. "For a guy who has experienced his fair share of mysteries, one mystery I still can't figure out is why some people come into our lives. Why some people go. And others become a part of you. Some friendships feel like they'll last forever. And others end far too soon. Not every friendship is meant to last a lifetime. What does last forever is the pain when that person is gone.", The Flash, episode 5 saison 1. S'il fallait me décrire, on dirait que je suis négatif. Séries : Person of interest, The Flash, Arrow, Grimm, The 100, The last ship, Once upon a time, The leftovers, The strain, Under the dome, Marvel agent of SHIELD, The messengers, Vikings, Daredevil, Mr Robot, Killjoys, Dark Matter...

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Bonjour, bonjour, je suis l'auteur. :) Comment j'en reviens pas d'avoir été publiée, j'ai l'impression d'avoir gagné un Oscars. Donc voilà le fin mot de l'histoire; vu que c'est pas simple de tout dire en résumé. En fait, notre chauffe-eau aurait apparement un problème de liaison électrique qui le maintient pas forcément à bonne température. Dixit le service client de la marque que j'ai fini par appeller voyant que rien ne bougait. Donc, nous avons de l'eau chaude par intermittence. Ça va, ça vient. Quand c'est en journée, tant pis. On attend que l'eau chaude revienne. Mais quand faut se doucher à 6h00 du mat' :( J'ai donc appelé ma proprio une première fois, elle a dit qu'elle appellerait le plombier de la gérance. Deux semaines sans nouvelles, et quand elle m'a enfin rappelée, (apparemment un soucis de téléphone... Qui fonctionne donc juste avec les messages parlant d'argent) je lui ai demandé des nouvelles du plombier... Dont elle a apparement perdu le numéro. M'enfin, ça fait déjà trois fois que je repousse le RDV et quand je la verrais, je lui donnerai le numéro de la gérance :) Merci pour tout vos conseils juridiques, on envisagera cette solution si rien n'est fait. #4;#15;#26; vos commentaires m'ont fait hurlé de rire, merci :D

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Bonjour a tous, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et je suis encore toute euphorique de la voir publiée! Alors pour ce qui est de l'anecdote, j'ai été plutôt surprise quand cette femme s'est déshabillée mais j'ai été très professionnelle pour entamer le maillot. Ce n'est qu'à la fin que j'ai du lui demander d'enlever son "bijou" si elle voulait que je fasse le sillon inter fessier. Elle m'a dit poliment que ce n'était pas la peine et OUF, parce que j'étais tellement concentrée a lui demander sans éclater de rire que je n'avais pas vraiment songé a la façon dont ça aurait pu se passer... Je n'ai pas posé de questions donc désolée pour les curieux qui se demandent pourquoi elle avait ça, personnellement j'ai pensé qu'elle était peut être pudique et ne voulait pas montrer son anus, peut être fait elle aussi ça chez le gynécologue? Pour la petite histoire, sachez que cela m'est arrivé il y a quelques temps, et c'est mon homme qui m'y a fait penser récemment: il est kiné et m'a lu une anecdote d'une collègue (trouvée sur un site) racontant qu'elle avait du demander a un monsieur de 56 ans d'enlever son bijou d'anus pour pouvoir y mettre une sonde pour la rééducation... Je me suis sentie moins seule, et j'ai décidé de partager ce petit moment ici. Encore merci de m'avoir validée!!