vegas_jose

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  • Las Vegas, United States of America
  • 33 years-old
  • Tuesday 19 March 1991
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About Vegas_jose

I'll write something clever in here later.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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I'm a rock star

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I agree, my mouse works.

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100 kick-ass comments

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murrrrf tells us more.

murrrrf 12

OP Captain is pushing 25 lbs. he's a big cat. And is very violent when he's scared. Also he likes to hide in odd places. So the recling couch is his favorite fort. The rest of you, I'm Not explaining shit. I

cyzn tells us more.

cyzn 18

Hey everyone, Your comments made me laugh! So here we go, when I was backing up I think he was more concentrated in what I was doing and not really looking at what was behind me (which he should of but anyways) when I hit my head he obviously started laughing and he grabbed me towards him and kissed my head (while continuing to laugh) Hes a sweet guy, I have a tendency of walking into walls or backing up into brick walls lol. My head was totally fine just a little headache afterwards. For in the future always check your surroundings aha. As for the whisper app, I posted that post about this fml with the grey brick wall background, just making sure, Everything is a secret on that app so i had no other way to show/prove that it was me, but anyways its not the end of the world. Thank you everyone who was concerned and made me laugh!