You're not my real mom
By violatedbuttcrack - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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