These 24 “First of All” Tweets Are Brutal, Hilarious, And Perfect For Everyone Who Hates People
By Nina - 20/10/2017 00:00
I agree, your life sucks
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You deserved it
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James Stephenson
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Happy ending
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Up and coming moderator
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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I agree, my mouse works.
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