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By Neltharion34 - 23/02/2020 16:00
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You are now a certified FML member
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
By Neltharion34 - 23/02/2020 16:00
By Lapsushonteux - 27/05/2013 06:59 - France - Paris
By tomlawyer - 11/03/2013 18:05 - France
By male_aime76 - 10/03/2013 09:29 - France - Bourg-achard
By blawin - 15/10/2012 08:20 - France
"Mes potes sont des boulets qui freinent ma réussite" Heureusement, ce n'est qu'un frein. Enfin, en tant que récompense pour cette belle inspiration, il y en a eu un qui a eu le droit de marcher une petite heure, ça lui a fait les pieds.