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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Melbourne
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Melbourne
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By SuperFail55 - 02/10/2013 00:33 - United States - Oconomowoc
Thanks for all the comforting comments. I just thought that I should clear some things up. First of all, as much as I agree that men are just as entitled to their emotions as women I wanted to clarify that naturally he is NOT an emotional man at all. So it is just weird to have him acting so... hormonal. As some of you were wondering it isn't so much impairing his ability to be a parent as it is just not fun to be around him. Also being a teenage girl and having teenage girl friends we can be very melodramatic about relationships and so that's why I used that analogy (cough cough #'s 37 and 38 cough cough.)