Scream
By dating a pussy - 18/02/2014 21:15 - United States - Maryville
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You're following 50 people
You're following 100 people
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You're following 200 people
By dating a pussy - 18/02/2014 21:15 - United States - Maryville
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By meetrasan - 18/03/2013 00:01
I'm OP. My husband couldn't hold his liquor over a few beers if his **** and balls depended on it. It's been a topic of arguments for a while already and this is the final straw. But it's kind of a funny situation if you think about it, that's why I posted it. To any stupid people that are going to ask how can he afford to go out drinking, read my other comment. And I KNOW someone's going to ask how could I afford a computer or a phone to post this, and my answer is: I don't buy a new computer or phone every day, shit head. I could sell my computer, but you try going without easy internet access in this day and age. We'll survive.