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By lavenderpiss - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - North Adelaide
I agree, your life sucks
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About Dwesty
Hi, I'm Dillon. I live in Alaska. I work as a bouncer and babysitter and you may be surprised at how similar the 2 are. I have a little girl and seem to spend way to much time on FML, but she sits with me and laughs at others misfortune too. Send me a message, I'm usually down to chat
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