By Truan - 25/03/2009 21:04 - United States
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By Truan - 25/03/2009 21:04 - United States
By 1039583 - 03/10/2014 14:43 - United States - Salt Lake City
He owns the business or I would have already!! I know this because I only started closing this late after he found out I have a boyfriend.
By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak
By mybad - 11/09/2014 03:57 - United States
By FLIPmcCOOL - 15/05/2014 22:57 - Ireland - Cork
OP here I'll clear a few things. First off, no I'm not that dude who got a comment from his girl's grandfather. Although that would be great, it's not me. Second...as for our inability to do it...well I didn't have a clear view. and I couldn't get a good grip on the ball because I fingerbanged her prior, so my hand was...well you get it her hands were lubed up, so same problem. I couldn't see them well enough to unhook them, and she couldn't do a damn thing with them either. It took about 5 minutes before we decided to call anyone. My brother and dad weren't in the house, and obviously if I called a friend, my mom would have to show them in I got the tongue ring for my 18th birthday (2 weeks ago), so obviously moving out isn't going to be an instant thing. Oh and my mom's a nurse, so she just looked at us both staring at her awkwardly, laughed, and undid it. We haven't spoke about it since. Honestly, I think it's pretty funny. What's really funny is those of you idiots who don't understand the exhilaration of a piercing.