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By ohhmydamn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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