By crowcrow - 19/05/2008 16:35
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By DroiteOuGauche - 18/01/2014 16:31 - France - Aubagne
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Coucou les copains ! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM et premièrement, je souhaite remercier l'équipe de l'avoir validée :') Alors, je vous explique, ce n'est pas un fake, donc, j'était à l'espace jeune de ma ville, la grosse commission m'appelle donc je part aux toilettes qui se trouvent dans un petit couloir où à l'entrée de ce dernier ce trouve une cible de fléchettes. Un de mes potes jouait et savais que j'était aux chiottes :) Je sort des toilettes quand une sacrée douleur me prends dans l'entrejambes, la fléchette maudite m'a touché :D. Il s'est excusé, je ne l'ai pas tabassé pour ceux qui se demandent et nous sommes encore amis. Bref, j'ai eu mal, j'ai encore mal, et j'aurais mal pendant une semaine, et je dois rester au lit le plus souvent possible (j'ai cours lundi ;) ). J'ai aucun bobo mais juste les c**** un peu bleues. Shuss les potos !
By Pouik - 09/09/2013 08:12 - France - Paris
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By pepsi_ - 03/01/2013 19:23 - Belgique - Grivegn
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Comme je vois que pour certains ce n'est pas clair : la femme m'a passé son téléphone pour écrire le message, et concernant le fait qu'elle n'y voyait pas clair je pense qu'elle avait oublié ses lunettes et que ça ne la dérangeait pas outre mesure de me "mêler" à cette histoire. Franchement j'ai hésité, je crois qu'elle a dû voir les 2-3 secondes de temps de réaction alors qu'elle m'avait déjà donné son portable, toute confiante. Je me sens extrêmement coupable, mais égoïstement rassurée de ne pas connaître le numéro.
By euladu - 22/08/2012 11:45 - France
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Bon alors, on se recentre: oui, il s'agit bien du nouveau copain de l'une des filles à qui le message a été envoyé, oui, les 2heures ne correspondent pas à la durée de la pause pipi mais au temps de réaction, non, je n'ai pas de forfait illimité et les explications s'avèrent assez compliquées (surtout avec les mecs des filles en fait ;) ), et le cousin en question est adulte et est spécialiste de ce genre de crasses... Comme illustration: un des membres de notre famille dirige un grand magasin. Le cousin-blagueur a appelé un jour l'accueil du-dit magasin: "Oui bonjour, ici le directeur de "nom d'une boite échangiste très connue dans le coin". Je vous appelle car Monsieur "nom du directeur" a oublié son portefeuille chez nous hier. Veut-il qu'on lui ramène en mains propres" VDM ;) On va s'allier et se venger... Des propositions? ;)