Grandma gets around
By LittleLou - 16/10/2016 04:28 - United States
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By LittleLou - 16/10/2016 04:28 - United States
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By ThirdWheelHell - 30/06/2016 06:07 - United States - Farmville
Hi, OP here. I'm not gonna just tell you their names, so I hope you realize that 3 and 5 are their ages. And a leash would have been a very good thing to have for this kid. He's a wild little kid alright. Lucky for me his brother, the 3 year old, likes me so he doesnt do stuff like this. And yeah, I live way way up north, and their house is nestled in the woods so it's a struggle to keep them out of it.