By Kanger - 27/03/2016 00:10 - France - Saint-georges-d'orques
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Ce que j'adore sur Vdm c'est que lorsqu'on envoie un message nous les hommes aux femmes elles croient pour la plupart que c'est pour draguer... Youhou faut redescendre de votre petit nuage hein pour certaines on vient juste faire des rencontres. On n'est pas tous des chiens en chaleurs !
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Yes! Ma VDM a été publiée! J'ai donc créé un compte pour pouvoir vous remercier et apporter quelques précisions à mon histoire. Déjà ce n'est pas exactement mon bébé. Je garde le bébé d'un membre de ma famille 2 soirs par semaines car ses parents travaillent tard. En plus c'est un petit coeur d'amour qui ne pleure pas toute la journée, seulement quand il a faim ou est très fatigué. Donc non, mon pauvre voisin ne subit pas des hurlements à longueur de journée. C'est même plutôt l'inverse: ce charmant jeune homme qui habite au dessus de chez moi m'inflige régulièrement les chansons de Bieber, Adèle et Cie... Et en plus il chante... Mais je ne râle pas car c'est son droit de beugler tranquilement chez lui. Ceux qui ont bien lu la VDM auront remarqué que c'est la musique qui a réveillé bébé donc il est en partie "coupable" de cette crise de larmes. C'est pour ça que j'ai trouvé gonflé de l'entendre monter le volume. Un petit tour aimable à l'étage a suffit à régler ce différend. Merci pour la petite gloire apportée par cette publication inattendue :) Bizous à tous