The family tree is a stump
By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 12:00
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You agreed with your own post. Nice.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You're following 50 people
You're following 100 people
You're following 200 people
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 12:00
By real life problems - 27/08/2018 23:11
By oops_i_did_it_againnn - 01/09/2018 09:00 - Canada - Welland
OP here. So just to give some more information.. I open bags of chips upside down on purpose because I know it bothers people, ( it bothers my ocd too but it's funny ). The guy that slapped my chips down was actually a friend of a friend that I didnt recognize. My friend was inside laughing his ass off.. From the looks on peoples faces, they were horrified which is what made it even funnier. Btw yes I got some new chips ( which I also opened upside down ) and we even cleaned up our mess. For those of you wondering - flaming hot cheetos.