Relax
By lyssthemiss - 22/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Joliet
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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By lyssthemiss - 22/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Joliet
By Angus - 17/09/2015 19:48 - France
By RHChiliPeppers - 12/09/2015 00:05 - United States - Westminster
By pansypup - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Rio Rancho
Hey there! OP here. I am completely alive and well although I have developed a hatred for hornets. On the plus side, I did get a pretty badass nickname! - Hornet Bait (RHChiliPeppers)