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By keeks_25 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By keeks_25 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
By Bex98 - 11/01/2016 08:17 - United States - San Francisco
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By Anonymous - 01/12/2014 17:55 - United States
By shart up, your puns suck - 01/06/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom - London
So, this is my FML. I'm not sure if it's verified, because I keep forgetting my passwords. Like a complete ******* haha. But anyways, this answer was prompted because I asked the server to describe the alfredo sauce, and she said: "It's creamy and white." Also, the FML about the veteran and his pickup line was also mine a few months ago, and of course I didn't have an account when I posted then either. Also, my brother did not willingly hang out with me haha. My family and a few other families were travelling together, and the teenagers, who all happened to be friends of my brother, went to eat together.