La_Pomme_Deter

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  • Paris,
  • 27 years-old
  • Tuesday 01 April 1997
  • single

About La_pomme_deter

Contrairement à la croyance populaire, je ne suis pas une patate mais bien une pomme très déterminée. Je suis rousse et j'ai pas d'âme, et j'écoute du metal alors la c'est le comble du satanisme, en plus je suis homo, alors toutes les mamies intolérantes me détestent. C'est dommage je suis gentille :) En tout cas si tu veux te faire ta propre idée tu peut venir me parler par message, sauf si t'es flic.

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