Unforgettable
By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By noname - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alexandria
By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States
Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD