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By jibsm - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - La Ravoire
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By misschouchen - 25/10/2016 07:56
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Hello ! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM qui est en fait un souvenir d'enfance, mais qui m'a beaucoup marquée ! Tous les étés je passais un mois de vacances chez mes grands parents avec mes frères et tous les jours nous avions le droit à la corne de chasse...A partir de 9h, il n'était plus l'heure de dormir et plutôt que de monter les escaliers il préférait souffler dans sa corne! Les premières fois ça choque et après on s'y habitue ! Je précise quand même que mes grands parents étaient déjà levés depuis bien longtemps et qu'ils n'avaient pas besoin de mon aide pour sortir du lit. Pour #19 non pas de meute de chiens heureusement!