By Argh - 03/11/2013 20:18 - France - Saivres
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Yeah, I know what you're thinking. You saw my Papa Johns uniform and now you're wondering if you should order some amazing pizza haha! Anyway I'm half Caucasian and half Somoan and as a result I'm confused with almost every other ethnicity. I live in Northern Virginia and it sucks haha! Cars, food, and animals are things I love. But yeah...anyway
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Op here. Surprised this got posted. Sorry to burst some the bubbles but I'm not an alcoholic, I stopped drinking because of medical reasons, turns out I have gluten intolerance which caused damage to my gut, and by association killed my stomach lining and throat. Wasn't pleasant. Also I'm a chick. And since I'm better, I was weighing out pros and cons at 330am. If I ever do have a drinking problem Ill use some of the advice :)