DangSpicyMama

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About Dangspicymama

Yes, that is a banana-duck. So, I don't know if this profile is supposed to sound funny or inspiring, but how about both?... Or neither? I seriously don't care what you think of this. I'm Buddhist (Ommm on my brothers,) I have a pair of boobs (their names are Cleopatra and Naquisha,) I hate homophobes (all you guys would make out with Ryan Gosling or Heath Ledger if you got the chance,) I write books because I hope to some day redeem the crappy literature of today and I like waffles (oh God, waffles....) What did Buddha say? "Anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."

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