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By neversayhiagain - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By neversayhiagain - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Studying is for crazy people. - 22/11/2014 04:36 - United States - Stockton
By subduedbeast - 27/10/2014 18:48 - United States
By Axelerate - 21/06/2014 06:49 - United States - Las Vegas
By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby
Hey it got posted! This girl was around her mid 20s. I work in a souvenir shop in Vegas and company policy states to verify credit cards with photo ID. With debit cards all they need is their PIN. Credit, all they do is sign but c'mon, anybody can sign the name if it's stolen. Right after she does this, I couldn't help but to burst out laughing. Can't anybody just go and change their name on Facebook anyways? She got a little irritated but I'm sure even she knew it has to be an actual ID. I wouldn't risk a write-up and tell her it's fine but she paid with cash and all was good!