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misslaurariot

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Ft Collins, Colorado, United States
34 years-old
Friday 11 May 1990
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About Misslaurariot

I'm nineteen, and am happily in a relationship. (Seven years, and counting) I'm a Cosmetology student, with a focus on skin and nails. I will be attending school again after I graduate as an English major, minoring in Business. Note: I do not have a profile picture, because I don't have any photos that are under 500mb

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Consolation prize

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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The return of the thumb

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I agree, my mouse works.

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YDI Master

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Judgmental

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One more and it's business time

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Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 527

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Responsible

By Anonymous - 18/04/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my son's third grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my fifth story window. FML

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Memories

By Fwick - 19/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML

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