Unfazed and dazed
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Lewes
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When this happens, and it's a regular occurance, she goes crazy. She starts to run, then drops her ass on the ground and slides a little, decorating my flor with streaks of poop.