Run for your life
By I Don't Exorcise - 10/05/2012 03:34 - United States - Shawnee
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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