Backfire
By Darryl - 12/05/2015 12:53 - Australia - Tarragindi
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By Darryl - 12/05/2015 12:53 - Australia - Tarragindi
By Cammi0 - 02/06/2015 17:58 - United States
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By mobigomo - 27/05/2015 06:48 - United States - Seattle
Honestly it was 100% my fault I teared. Going deep in the realm of TMI this is pretty much what happened. I didn't have an epidural so I was feeling the "ring of fire" like a mofo but he had told me to hold off on pushing for a moment because he was trying to relubricate and massage me open more so I could push my sons head out. Would have worked fine if I hadn't had a crazy intense contraction which made me push extremely hard while his fingers were in there, which made me tear right through. He did an amazing job stitching me up. Really after he realized who I was his interest was more in how I healed and if he stitched me up ok. Apparently he was super new and it was only his 4th day working in the hospital as an attending doctor. He was great though. I was really happy with my experience overall, except for the tearing through to my butthole part.
By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco
Allow me to clarify. I have a boyfriend, we've been together for 3 years, he's just doesn't want sex anymore